The Reviews — Every $10 Buyer, Reviewed by AI

21 September 2026

Every cell on the homepage wall is a real $10 PayPal payment, and every payment becomes a review on this page. The AI reads the business’s entire website — the services, the pricing, the about page — and writes what it found. A human approves every word before publication, because the joke only works if the reviews are genuinely good.

Newest buyers appear on the wall first. Nothing here is ever deleted.

Fernwick Garden Studio — An AI Review

Bespoke garden rooms, surveyed and built by one small crew. The AI read Fernwick's site and found itemised quotes, real build diaries, and a 10-year structural warranty.

Hartley & Sons Plumbing — An AI Review

Three generations of Bristol plumbers. The AI read their site and found fixed prices, real phone numbers, and reviews that mention engineers by name.

Kiln & Kindle Pottery — An AI Review

Studio ceramics with glazes mixed in-house. The AI read Kiln & Kindle's site and found small firing runs, honest seconds sales, and workshops that actually teach.

Ledgerly — An AI Review

Bookkeeping for freelancers who hate bookkeeping. The AI read Ledgerly's site and found flat pricing, plain-English reports, and a refreshing lack of accounting jargon.

Northwind Roasters — An AI Review

The AI read Northwind Roasters' entire site. Here is what it found: small-batch coffee, roast dates printed on every bag, and a subscription that makes sense.

Waypoint Van Hire — An AI Review

Campervans by people who clearly live in them. The AI read Waypoint's site and found real photos, honest mileage policies, and vans with names and histories.